Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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