just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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