just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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