I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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