Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
