My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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