i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
