I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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