im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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