NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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