I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We don't watch enough power rangers
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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