you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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