their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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