pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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