Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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