No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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