Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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