i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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