i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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