Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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