As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
