the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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