i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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