6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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