So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
