Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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