everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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