Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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