I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i think i just lost a toe
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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