Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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