We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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