There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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