wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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