no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
