yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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