I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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