He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
True college students do jello shots in the library
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