so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Randomize
