In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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