I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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