A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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