"it" just moved
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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