last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Come see our sink grown plant.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Semen is not good for contacts.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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