turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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