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I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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