Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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