It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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