You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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