So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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