is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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