he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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