But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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