pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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